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Author Topic: this would make Tesla roll over in his grave !!  (Read 931 times)
KE4DRN
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« on: September 18, 2008, 02:39:58 PM »

Tesla Shield

http://lifetechnology.org/teslashield.htm
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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2008, 04:53:21 PM »

"When The Tesla Shield™ is held in the hand or worn as a pendant"

Huh... I would have guessed it was for ... um... internal installation?

"this would make Tesla roll over in his grave !!  "

No no, for that you need my patented "dead crazy genius rotator" (TM), just $59.99

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Dan
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KE4DRN
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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2008, 07:33:12 PM »

Hi Dan,

say, I thought Edison had the patent on the
"dead crazy genius rotator" !

73 james
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K7KBN
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« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2008, 05:32:18 PM »

As my kids used to say, "I frow up now."
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« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2008, 03:36:35 PM »

I'll not read all that. I gave up after the first screenfull of text. A star trek suppository?
Things that make ya go "hmmm"? or "buzzzz"? Smiley
I wonder if a ham had that thing up thar, if it would self-oscilate durring a net or contest?

I'll bet it could be re-crystaled to run 2mtr packet.
I'll stop now.

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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2008, 01:26:36 AM »

Will this work as well with my tinfoil hat, or do I need to remove my hat? If I have to remove my hat, what can I use to protect me, or will this protect me from the aliens as well? Ha

Mike
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AD5TD
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« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2008, 04:24:40 AM »

""The Lost Cubit has a natural resonant frequency of 177 megahertz which corresponds to the frequency of DNA, thereby facilitating DNA repair and the capability of consciously controlled DNA activation and ascension. It is becoming more widely accepted by scientists that DNA acts as an antenna for light energy, and therefore the harmonic frequencies of light and The Lost Cubit in particular are vitally important aspects of the equation.""

That did it for me, I'm ordering one for every member of my family!  

That and the $199.99 price...
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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2008, 05:26:07 AM »

Looks like a keyring pill bottle to me.
I have had one protecting me for many years....mine had benadryl in it which can really save me.


Matt
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KE4DRN
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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2008, 02:35:16 PM »

Hi,

I don't see any OFF switch on this thing !

if it starts messing with our DNA, how do we stop it ?

73 james
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NA0AA
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« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2008, 03:07:41 PM »

Great Caesar's Ghost!

What a sucker item, and at such a bargain price.

But the text is a thing of beauty indeed.

Zeusite?  Yea, OK.

PT Barnham is salvating like Pavlov's Dog!
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KE4DRN
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« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2008, 01:58:15 PM »

hi,

But wait, there's more !

(but will it protect us from Polaric Ion Energy ?

http://www.lifetechnology.org/zeusite.htm

THE ZEUSITE SHIELD™

You are in danger !

You are in danger from harmful radiation and electromagnetic pollution EMP ! The Zeusite Shield™ provides 100% protection against harmful electromagnetic fields ( also referred to as EMF EMP EMR ) cosmic rays and telluric ( originating in the earth ) radiation.
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KE6WNH
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« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2008, 02:08:39 PM »

On the contrary, having his name plastered onto an ugly, overpriced sports car would make Tesla roll over in his grave. That dopey little cylinder full of bort would probably just make him roll his eyes.
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K1CJS
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« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2008, 04:50:42 PM »

Barnum is right--There is a sucker born every minute.  The only thing missing is the red and green LEDs to indicate how it should be worn!
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N5ACK
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« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2008, 01:37:47 PM »


Plus they had spelling and grammatical errors, but the cosmos will correct those. I would love to meet someone who actually buys one of these things.
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