Back some years ago, before word processing migrated to PC's, my employer had a stand-alone, dedicated word processing machine. One day, the machine crashed and the service tech traces it to a dead cockroach caught in the keyboard!!!
"Blondie" asked how the roach died.
My "boss" and I joked that the roach was electrocuted.
Honestly, it took about three days to get that blond back to work!!!
Jerry
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