When you want to make a photo of your shack, put the mike in the waste paper basket, a mike is a shame, fit for the dumbos, BORROW or rent an expensive key for one hour, and after taking the picture hand it back.
There are even hams that rent a well breasted model for an hour to picture her as xyl. So why not with a key, that you are not planning to abuse.
Gotta love BOTH of these suggestions/directions!! 73, Gene AF3Y