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Author Topic: Ten thoughts to ponder  (Read 422 times)
W1WMP
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« on: November 29, 2006, 09:26:03 AM »

TEN THOUGHTS TO PONDER


  Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the
Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT TO PONDER IN 2006:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to
where thousands terrorists and undocumented immigrants are located. Maybe
we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of National Security
and Immigration!
73
Bill
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W3LK
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« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2006, 12:05:49 PM »

With all due respect...

What does this have to do with amateur radio?

73,

Lon - W3LK
Baltimore, Maryland
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N3BIF
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« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2006, 09:20:15 PM »

Sad, so very sad.
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N0FPE
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« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2006, 09:50:41 AM »

Hmmmmmmm...ok I had to chuckle a little bit..

Dan
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KB7VCO
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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2007, 03:55:46 PM »

How about an 11th thought Bill:  

Paying a friend the money you owe them for services rendered is the honorable thing to do.  Especially when that friend ships your amplifier back to you before Christmas, even though you didn’t have the money on hand to pay for the repairs.
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JA1ML
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« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2007, 12:20:00 PM »

This person, not so smart. Nothing to do with ham radio must be CB operator

Yo
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