Bizarre exchange from tonight's Letterman show:
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"(Howard) STERN: It's better than sitting on the ham radio, let's put it that way.
LETTERMAN: It's not the ham radio. It's short wave radio.
STERN: Whatever. Dave is into short wave, sitting in his basement.
(Robin) QUIVERS: Who are you talking to on the short wave?
STERN: Yeah. Who are you talking to?
LETTERMAN: You people work in radio. You don't know what short wave radio is?
STERN: No. That's not real radio.
LETTERMAN: You're idiots. You're all idiots.
QUIVERS: You're trying to find stations in Europe?
STERN: Come on. Admit that isn't goofy.
LETTERMAN: It's like listening to this.
QUIVERS: You're trying to find stations in Europe?
(sounds of morse code.)
LETTERMAN: I'm getting distress signals from the Titanic. That's what I do.
STERN: Dear ladies. I think I'm talking to a guy in China.
LETTERMAN: Idiots.
STERN: I got a guy from China.
LETTERMAN: Idiots. I can't participate in this. Idiots.
QUIVERS: Howard, I think it's worse. He's just trying to get radio stations all across the world.
STERN: What's your problem, man? You know what? You need a life.
LETTERMAN: ( Dave flips the bird with both hands.) I'm dealing with morons.
STERN: Tell me what you do in your basement. Tell me what goes on there.
LETTERMAN: I don't have a basement.
STERN: What do you do?
LETTERMAN: I don't have a basement. If I had a basement, I'd tell 'ya. I don't have a basement.
STERN: Do you know morse code?
LETTERMAN: I don't know morse code.(Annoying sounds of morse code.)
LETTERMAN: (Talking to Jackie and Fred) I'm gonna kill somebody. I can take a life, 'ya know? It's not that big a deal.
STERN: Do you have a radio? Do you have a special radio in your house that you go to?
QUIVERS: Short wave.
STERN: Where is your special short wave radio?
LETTERMAN: I have a short wave radio in my house. ----------
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