The same guy who hunts turkeys while sitting in his front yard, in a folding chair set up in the back of his pickup truck. Cooler of beer, shotgun and a box of shells. Doors open on the pickup truck while a tape of turkey calls plays constantly on the cassette player in the truck. If something moves in the bushes (on my property) he shoots at it. All of this out of season for turkey hunting. I did not know that you could be that lazy while hunting.
Sounds to me like its hard to tell which one is the turkey!