There are those who look at an 8 oz glass containing 4 oz of beer, and say "The glass is half-full."
There are those who look at an 8 oz glass containing 4 oz of beer, and say "The glass is half-empty."
JX is in a third category: those who look at an 8oz glass containing 4oz of beer and say:
"animals once roamed & pooped in the fields the hops grew in (which were held in mud)"
"i smell port-a-potties!"
"where's the A/C -- I cant take this"
"a hard rain's gonna fall"
"noone came -- but there was WAY too much traffic"
"this beer should be in Dayton! ... or Columbus -- yeah Columbus!"
"baaaaa"
"who drinks this stuff?"
"they should have listened to me before they brewed this stuff"
"what, make my own beer? hell no! those who can do, those who cant criticize. i am a critic, and no i wont drink it -- i formed my opinion before the beer was even poured!"