Well, let's see if i pass muster...
1) You should have a valid HAM radio call sign. - Got it.
2) Be able to copy 20 words per minute code. - No problem. Had to pass 20WPM to get my Extra, and I can still do it.
3) Have a station that at least can cover 160-10 meters SSB and CW. - Rigs cover the whole range, but my yard isn't
big enough for a good 160 meter antenna. I'm gonna claim this one anyway.
4) Own a linear with 600 watts out, - Never owned an amplifier in my life. I prefer QRP, and to me 100 watts is QRO.
5) and have a wife that loves the hobby! - Yep. Wife is even licensed!
6) And must own at least one boat anchor.

- Not anymore. But I have in the past. So I'm gonna claim this one, too.
7) Oh and a straight key. Definitely a straight key.

- Yep. I have and use a straight key. Sits right next to my Bencher paddles.
Let's see, I'm claiming 6 of the 7 criteria. That ought to be "close enough for government work".
73 de N8AUC
Eric