EU: "It's gotten so bad here, even the trolls have bailed out!"
Excuses, excuses, that's all I get!

I like to think I just may have hit the nail on the head with my 'vacation' suggestion. One can only hope!! LOL
Your 'balls' statement reminded me of a tradition in my tool & die apprenticeship at Talon, Inc. involving the application of Prussian Blue paint(?) to a newlywed's body. Needless to say, I cannot speak of it on this forum. (Woo-haw!)
Charlie
On second thought: The admin can delete any of this if necessary.
