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AI5BC

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Family Secret Turkey Recipe
« on: November 23, 2022, 05:59:03 PM »

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

Enjoy

"How To Cook A Turkey"

1) Go buy a turkey.
2) Take a drink of scotch whiskey
3) Put turkey in the oven.
4) Take another 2 drinks of whiskey.
5) Set the degree at 375 ovens
6) Take 3 more whiskeys of drink.
7) Turn oven the on.
8) Take 4 whisks of drinky.
9) Turk the bastey.
10) Whiskey another bottle of get.
11) Stick a turkey in the thermometer
12) Glass yourself a pour of whiskey.
13) Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.
14) Take the oven out of the turkey.
15) Take the oven out of the turkey.
16) Floor the turkey up off of the pick.
17) Turk the carvey.
18) Get yourself another scottle of botch.
19) Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.
20) Bless the saying, pass and eat out.
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KO1C

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Re: Family Secret Turkey Recipe
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2022, 08:44:58 PM »

Thank you for posting this.

I must be bored, it made my day!!
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Re: Family Secret Turkey Recipe
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2022, 04:41:24 AM »

That reminds me of this song that came out when I was stationed on Guam in 65... 

Ten Little Bottles
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Re: Family Secret Turkey Recipe
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2022, 07:26:01 AM »

Injecting the bird with a rich mixture of 4 tbsp. apple jelly, 4 tbsp. melted butter, a couple tbsp.of beer and a quarter cup of chicken stock.
Inject half of the mix deep into the breast , thighs, and legs and the other half under the skin.
( do this in a roaster,  excess will mix into the broth to baste with)
Add 1/2 cup of chicken stock to roaster.
The bird will be very moist when done and will have browned quite well.
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