Reminds me of a limerick in an old QST about someone
who was always overdriving his transmitter and splattering
across the band.
It ended like this:
...
Our patience expired,
We sneakily wired
Ten mikes across each of Mike's mics.
("mike" being microfarads, of course. So, before "picofarad"
became a common term, they were known as "mickey-mikes".)