BIG LOOPHOLE HERE:
2. antennas or satellite dishes designed to receive television broadcast signals shall be permitted.
So, Put up a log Periodic for 2m/440, on a rotor, this WILL "receive television broadcast signals" pretty well.
Feed it with a good quality Coax, routed away from metal objects, and for HF use the Coaxial SHIELD of this run, worked against radials hidden in the lawn.
Problem Solved.